So, what's yours?

Okay so today, I'll be crapping about Major Turn Offs I find in guys.

First thing's first, SMOKING

"Oh, you smoke? Skedaddle and go fuck yourself."

I mean like seriously? No girls find guys who smoke attractive anymore okay

Unless you want your girl to die of lung cancer just because of you.

Second, BEING LATE

"Sorry I was a little late, honey. Here lemme give you a kiss."

Well don't you dare go "lemme give you a kiss" all over the place with me

Cause that would never ever work, hon

Okay, fine. I wouldn't mind if you were maybe 5 or 10 minutes late.

For me, my tolerance level of waiting is 30 minutes.

Don't blame me if you're unable to find me if you go any later than that.

Sorry, I'm just not that type of person who likes to wait.

Besides, you can't let a girl wait for you, it's in the Rule Book of all men!

Third, TAKING HOURS TO REPLY BACK

"He takes forever to text me back :'( "

Like seriously dude? Is is that hard to text back instantly or something?

10 or 15 minutes late, is exceptional but an hour?

Did you like travel back in time to slay dinosaurs and there's no line or something?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Fine, unless you're in a meeting or whatever fuck that's really important.

Well if you're trying to play hard to get by doing this, don't.

Cause girls will eventually get fed up of waiting and they'll never text you back.

You might even have a high chance on appearing in her all time favourite list of douche bags.

Okay, so far, those 3 that I just listed, are all that I could think off.

So, what's yours?

I'd really love to read it.

P.S: Please post something bout this, I'm serious.