Le First Time Driving Experience

Yes, as the title says, my first time's driving experience

So I asked my dad if I could drive MY FUTURE CAR after we got back from church

He agreed, and eventually I really did went for a drive

This is me BEFORE the drive

Getting all excited and anxious and fucking nervous and shits

Lemme remind you again now, this was BEFORE the drive

And then, this is how I look like AFTER the drive

It was fucking scary. Like serious shit scary ==

NTS: Never EVER try to be smart and go drive without knowing any basics

Take it from me, I was all "OMGIMGONNAFUCKINGDRIVEACAAARRRRRR and I feel FUCKING AWHSUMMMMM" 

acting all LIKEABOSS like a complete retard

And I fucking regretted it, like literally.

I literally went B.L.A.N.K when I saw a car coming towards my direction.

I was like "OMG A FUCKING CARRRR! *brakes*"

And my dad went "Go lah! Why are you stopping? You have to gooooo"

While I was like "OMFGYOUWANTMETOFUCKINGDRIVENEXTTOTHATCAR?!! YOU CRAZY NIGGA?" in my head when that's exactly what I'm supposed to do

When I got out of the car, I could feel my legs going into wobbly mood =A=

And I was like "Good Lord! Thank God that's over" in ma head

AND, when I looked at the clock, it was like 4.44 PM *insert Mother Of God Trollface here*

Konklusinya, don't do what I did.

But IF you're an awesome smart ass who can drive like a pro even if its your first time,

Congratulations! Cause you're awesome! 

Fuck you, like seriously, Fuck you ==