Stupidity Level 100

Okay, so there I was sticking my butt to my bed watching Vampire Diaries and all of a sudden that gay ass comes in and asks me how to use the printer. Fine, its just a printer anyway. And then, he comes in again, saying that he doesn't know how since all the printer does is roll in le paper and rolls it out empty. Shit like these happens. So, I told him to send it to me and I'll print it out for him myself. This is where I found out that he's really stupid. And you call yourself an Asian!

"Send it to me then, I'll print it for you. Just get out of my room please."

"How to send?"

"Oh wow, by texting the file to me! Of course by emailing it, duh"

"How do you send an email?"

"Excuse me?" (The fucking shit? Like seriously?)

"Hah? How?"

"You don't even know how to send an email? All you have to do is Attach the file and click Send =="

"I donno how leh"

Stupidity level 100 approved. You gotta be fucking kidding me. You're already 14 and you don't know how to send an email?! Oh God, help this stupid person. You're such a disgrace!

And he locks his room door once in a while claiming that he does it all the time. Why the fuck would you even wanna do that? Oh hold on a sec, I forgot that you're watching porn and you'd always deny it.

Bitch please, don't lock the door if you're not doing anything then! Even I don't do that! Especially when I watched porn! And Yes people, I've watched porn. Due to curiosity. Don't believe me? Fine, suit yourself. Don't really need to further explain myself since its not my main point here.

I seriously think you're gay. You even shower longer than me! And you act all gayish! Ask Peiqian if you don't believe me. She's seen it.