I'm so awesome sometimes that I amaze myself.

What normal human would say:

I feel so lonely. No one ever notices me :(

What I would probably say:

Dude, how can you not possible notice me? I'm fucking awesome!

See the difference?

" I feel so lonely. No one ever notices me :( " shows low self esteem, desperation and depression while " Dude, how can you not possibly notice me? I'm fucking awesome! " shows positive thinking and awesomeness.

What? A girl can't help it if she's awesome okay.

I find guys who think outside of the box super sexy and attractive.

Who cares if you find rainbows or colorful unicorns and ponies in a guys brain